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Inaugaration Year

Hayward, WI

    1. Killjoy Powerhead
    2. Steel Panther
    3. Strangers with Candy
    4. Wyld Stallyns
    5. Fat Kids are Hard to Kidnap
    6. The Wolfpack
    7. The Vuvuzelas
    

    This was our inaugural event, what started out as a vague idea on the back of a napkin became a reality, and we soon 
    realized the awesomeness that everyone had helped start. Steel Panther came screeching in sideways 12 seconds before 
    their assigned start time due to (cough cough) "battery issues". Award for best entry into a parking lot. The 
    Vuvuzelas, while coming in last, were actually first to arrive at the destination. After stopping for their first
    points picture they just started talking, and forgot about the points thing. Award for most distracted but still 
    awesome participation. Killjoy Powerhead, these guys were a point making, all business, take no prisoners, assualt 
    team. And the first ones to scratch their name into the "Insert Name Here" trophy. Strangers with Candy, it was the 
    first year, it was their best year. Their driver was on the edge of a nervous breakdown, worried he wouldn't be able 
    to make it to the destination in time to score times. Well . . .he was right, see Vuvuzelas. Wyld Stallyns, was no 
    Bill & Ted but did enjoy an awesome time, was the first team (that day) to complete the tatoo point challenge. Oddly, 
    the tatoo'ed team member did not return for the following year. Fat Kids, oh you crazy Fat Kids, always the perfect 
    blend of point acquisition and just having a good time. Fat Kids, submitted the first ever points picture to Cannonball 
    Control.  And yes, that counts as a horse. The Wolfpack, the Cannonball equivalent of Charlies Angels, burst into the 
    Cannonball with freshly washed hair, and an offer of a ride to anyone that needed one. Sadly, the Wolfpack would 
    dissolve after this inaugaral year but came back new and improved for CB17 as the Cunt Muffins. And last but not least, 
    we cannot forget the awesome bartender with the distinctive laugh at the destination, as well as the concerned call from 
    the hotel owner about some points items left behind.